TheCopyWriter808

Unlock Results Your Competitors Can’t Touch

For the VP of Marketing stuck in MLR hell.
For the CCO tired of justifying missed targets.
For every leader, another quarter of “good enough” is a career risk.

“Our conversions doubled in 30 days. The process was seamless, and compliance review was a breeze.”
— VP, Health SaaS

Services

 
Pipeline Ignition Sequence™ $7,500–$15,000 per campaign
Hyper-targeted, multi-step email campaigns engineered for maximum engagement and response.
Proof: 42%+ open rates  |  17%+ reply rates  |  214% more patient starts in 90 days
Guarantee: 15%+ response rate or we rewrite free.
Unlock a full pipeline of qualified leads with email sequences built on frameworks used by the world’s top direct response marketers. Every word is tested. Every result measured.
 
Capital Attraction Engine™ $12,000–$25,000 per project
Investor- and physician-facing white papers, pitch decks, and case studies that close deals and accelerate decisions.
Proof: 48% shorter sales cycles  |  $2.3M pipeline generated in 11 weeks
Guarantee: 5 qualified meetings or 50% refund.
Transform data and clinical results into persuasive narratives that move investors and decision-makers to action. Every document is research-backed, visually stunning, and engineered for compliance.
 
Market Domination Protocol™ $25,000–$50,000+
End-to-end launch messaging for new products, services, or brands, strategy, copy, and compliance, all in one.
Proof: 79% faster MLR review  |  Zero FDA letters across 37 campaigns
Guarantee: 30% faster FDA review vs. your last launch.
Launch with confidence. From positioning to sales enablement to regulatory approval, this protocol delivers a seamless, high-impact rollout that leaves competitors scrambling to catch up.
 
The Viral Spread™ $5,000–$10,000
Omnichannel campaigns, social amplification, and influencer partnerships to build brand awareness and engagement.
Proof: 3x industry average engagement rates
Guarantee: Minimum 2x audience growth in 90 days or next campaign is half-price.
Amplify your brand with campaigns that reach and engage your target audience across every channel, driving measurable growth and loyalty.
 
Conversion Audit & Optimization $3,000–$7,500 per audit
Comprehensive review of your current copy, funnels, and campaigns.
Proof: 20–35% lift in conversion rates post-optimization
Guarantee: Actionable recommendations or your audit is free.
Stop leaving money on the table. Get a forensic analysis of your copy and campaigns, complete with prioritized recommendations and rewrites that deliver measurable ROI.
 
Executive Copy Coaching $1,500–$5,000 per session
Private coaching and team training sessions based on the world’s best frameworks.
Proof: Teams close deals 30% faster, increase campaign ROI by 40%
Guarantee: 100% satisfaction or next session free.
Empower your team with elite-level copy skills. From live workshops to ongoing mentorship, every session is tailored to your goals and market realities.
 
Brand Voice Development $3,500–$8,000
Craft a unique, memorable, and consistent brand voice for all communications.
Proof: 100% client satisfaction, 3x faster content approval
Guarantee: Unlimited revisions until approved.
Your brand voice is your competitive edge. We capture and codify it, so every message resonates with your audience and stands out in your market.
 
Compliance Copy Review $2,000–$5,000 per project
Regulatory review and editing for pharma, health, and financial copy.
Proof: 100% MLR approval rate
Guarantee: Free re-review if not approved.
Stay protected and persuasive. Every piece is reviewed by compliance experts to ensure you pass regulatory hurdles without sacrificing conversion.
 
Nurture Sequence Builder $3,000–$7,000
Automated email sequences for onboarding, education, and retention.
Proof: 2x–4x increase in engagement and retention
Guarantee: 20%+ lift in open/click rates or we optimize free.
Keep your audience engaged and moving forward with nurture sequences built on proven persuasion psychology and advanced segmentation.
 
Social Proof Engine™ $2,500–$6,000
Case studies, testimonials, and review campaigns that build trust and authority.
Proof: 30–60% increase in lead-to-close rates
Guarantee: 10 new testimonials or 50% refund.
Leverage the power of proof. We extract, write, and deploy case studies and testimonials that turn skepticism into sales.
 

Why Choose Us

Unmatched Arsenal
Every campaign is engineered with the world’s top frameworks and tested strategies.
Years of investment, relentless study, and hands-on mastery, no shortcuts, no compromises.
Elite Execution
You get creative firepower and compliance precision, delivered by a strategist with a proven record in pharma, health, B2B, and beyond.
Client-Obsessed
Every project is custom-built, every result measured, every guarantee honored.
Transparency, accountability, and relentless pursuit of your goals.
Proprietary Advantage
Our methods, systems, and team are protected. You benefit from a level of expertise and innovation that cannot be reverse-engineered or replicated.
 

The Real Cost of Doing Nothing

A 15-minute call is free.
Another quarter of missed opportunities, wasted budget, and regulatory headaches is not.
All strategies and deliverables are pre-vetted for regulatory compliance. Results and guarantees are backed by signed NDAs and transparent reporting. Your success is our highest priority, and for the good of all concerned.

There is hidden gold buried within your marketing, and I can dig it up. “Come with me and claim your share.”